to the …….

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in MongoDB Marketing department. I have a message.

I have your shirt.

How? Let's just say, in the world of marketing, swag finds its way. Now, this isn't a ransom note, but it is a nudge. See the attached photos of me and your shirt. We're a good fit (pun intended), and I'd love to make things official.

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Like a true employee, amazing

Like a true employee, amazing

Negotiate with a Marketer? Here’s Why You Should

I’m the marketer you didn't know you needed.

The Ultimatum (Just a Bit of Fun, Promise!)

I’m based in APAC, and I know you're looking for someone in NYC or San Francisco. But consider this- make this role APAC-eligible, or the shirt might just find its way to a demise similar to my Theranos hoodie. It's all in good spirits, of course! 😉

What do I do?

The Deal

Let’s make a trade. I keep the shirt unscathed, and you get a marketer who’s as passionate about MongoDB as the most enthusiastic of developers.

Ready for a Chat?

If you’d welcome a discussion with a (slightly threatening) Australian. My website is here.